May 15, 2007
The Worlds Only Memorial To Frank Zappa
VILNIUS, LITHUANIA - In my mind, there is nothing that better illustrates the confusion that ensued as the Soviet Union crumbled as the Frank Zappa monument in Vilnius, the Capital of Lithuania. This monument (pictured) holds the distinction of being the worlds only memorial to Frank Zappa. This wouldn't seem as strange if Frank Zappa had been born in Lithuania or even if he performed there but Frank Zappa and Lithuania have nothing in common. I'd be surprised if Frank Zappa even knew where Lithuania was.
According to the local who took me to see the monument, it was erected shortly after the USSR collapsed. As images of Lenin and Stalin or anything else representing the Soviet occupation were tumbling, new governments and councils and committees were looking to the West with enthusiasm for heroes and icons. At some point, perhaps as a joke, a proposal was put forward to the powers that be to erect a monument to Frank Zappa. The fact that it was approved, I think, says a lot about the confusion of the times.
It still stands as a quirky reminder of "those crazy times", as my new Lithuanian friends put it. Most people who mentioned it seemed slightly embarrassed; I'm certain though that I also detected more than a little pride as well.
Of course there is much more to Lithuania than the Frank Zappa monument. The four days I spent there really didn't do it justice. They are some of the friendlies people I've met and their cities are beautiful in a typically European fashion. It's a place that is changing very quickly and I would very much like to return before it becomes unrecognizable.
